king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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bijunkie:

🌊

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hausofcharlotte:

parkerallison:

phe-nomenal:

Marchesa NYFW Spring 2013 rtw

fuk

LOVEEEEE.

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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zooophagous:

North American River Otters

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  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty

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nettleandhoney:

My queen

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