justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

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alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

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kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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creepyyeha:

sigh, must invest in a good camera ;-;

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."

Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

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koyaniyako:

March 7, 2014 

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itscolossal:

The Rose of Jericho [VIDEO] is a species of desert moss that has the amazing ability to ‘resurrect’ itself after bouts of extreme dehydration lasting months or even years. After just a few hours of exposure to moisture the plants burst to life, uncurling from a tight ball of dry leaves to a green flower-like shape. Videographer Sean Steininger shot this timelapse of several plants as he exposed them to water.

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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queerfabulousmermaid:

the-goddamazon:

I kept scrolling then came back to reblog because FUCK

lmao

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